Social Contracts

Improve your social life—one contract at a time.

A multi-page contract

The Flake

The Plan Attendance Agreement is your first line of defence against those who back out of events at the last minute. Showing up isn’t just polite—it’s moral obligation.

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What is a social contract?
A social contract is an unwritten agreement between people in a group or society about how they should behave with each other. A problem arises when these unwritten rules are broken—so we wrote them. Because your social life deserves to be taken seriously.
Are these contracts really enforceable?
In the eyes of the law, no. But in the court of public opinion, absolutely.
How do I use these contracts?
Simple download the contract, fill in the necessary details, and present it to the relevant parties for signing. Once signed, we recommend printing a copy to have on hand, in case you ever need to remind everyone of the agreement. Otherwise, a digital version will suffice.
What if someone refuses to sign?
A refusal to sign is a refusal to respect the social order. Such a refusal will speak volumes about that person’s character. Proceed accordingly.
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